Get Me Out of Here!

Hey you! Do you know how you got down here? You don't? Here's how I got here. I was looking for a pair of shoes and I slipped I don't know what I slipped on but the next thing I knew I was sailing through the air. Splash! I landed in a gold lake. I quickley swam to shore. That's when I saw the sign. Welcome to Hell. Then I saw the devils. Millions of them. One of them came up to me. are you going to the council meeting? he asked. sure I said. Why not? The meeting turned out to be about eating humans. First a devil talked about eating heatley humans then he said Now here's Mr. Nickelson about baking humans. Sunddley his nose twiched I smell human he boomed. Row 10 seat 6! All heads turned toward me. So now we're stuck in a devils stomach. maybe we'll get pooped out.